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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 19:30:37 GMT
I think we need a thread where we can pathetically quote aviaiton based films in a crude attempt to outdo each other.
So here goes:
'Roger Roger, whats your Vector Victor?'
'There is a problem in the cockpit'
'The cockpit? What is it?'
'Its that little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit but thats not important right now'
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 19:31:41 GMT
Dammit - this forum changed @cock@pit@ to thingypit.
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 19:32:18 GMT
it wont let me type the name of a common male farmyard bird.
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:08:54 GMT
there you go rich say "cock"pit as much as you want!
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:10:15 GMT
now to work on some quotes!!
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:11:39 GMT
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.
hahah what a classic
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:13:05 GMT
and to quote an old friend of mine (admiral benson):
"i've personally flown over a hundred and ninety-four missions, and i was shot down in every one. come to think of it, i've never landed a plane in my life!"
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 20:14:41 GMT
'This is G-RR requesting a flyby'
'Negative G-RR the pattern is full'
'Thanks Barry'
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 20:16:58 GMT
Im brigning him in closer Merlin
Youre gonna do WHAT?
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 20:17:51 GMT
you were in a 4g, inverted dive with a Grob 109?
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:19:07 GMT
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 20:19:50 GMT
'Whos up there?'
'Cougar and Merlin and Hormone and Smythe'
'Great, Hormone and Smythe'
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 20:24:39 GMT
there is a delicate corneal inversion procedure, a multioptopupiloptomy.
To avoid damaging the eye sockets they have to go in through the rectum - aint no man gonna take that route with me.
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:25:09 GMT
Lofty: You two really are cowboys.
Dawson: What's your problem, Lofty?
Lofty: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Dawson: That's right! Lofty. I am dangerous.
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 20:27:16 GMT
rob: that's just it rich, i've got wall-eye vision.
rich: really, you're a pilot??
rob: oh yeah i'm gonna flying up there with you!
rich: great!
nick: if you've got pictures of your family rob, i'd sure love to see them.
rob: i am my family nick. i got the air force, the smell of a jet exhaust, a bike...
nick: a loner??
rob: no, i own it!
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 21:03:09 GMT
We are going to teach you to fly the vigilant right the edge of the envelope - faster than you've ever flown before.
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Post by aviationlegend on Dec 5, 2005 21:04:53 GMT
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Post by robbo on Dec 5, 2005 21:50:29 GMT
oh and there we have it!! a few more beauties to the collection!! how about:
"nobody makes me bleed my own blood!!"
airman: "ahh, admiral benson" (shakes hand)
admiral benson: "really, that's my name too!"
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Post by cpl gobby on Jan 6, 2006 22:43:35 GMT
wow. funny stuff.
"BJ/tank: i once saw a life-size model of a seaking, made of balsarwood with a diesel engine."
had to remind you all. it was classic.
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Post by me again on Jan 7, 2006 15:42:50 GMT
we must have bin desperate
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Post by cpl gobby on Jan 7, 2006 17:13:14 GMT
i thought he was! hehe. oh well...
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Post by robbo on Jan 8, 2006 18:58:13 GMT
ahh yes the land rover engine powered sea king. what a landmark in modern engineering that was!
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Post by swifty on Jan 18, 2006 15:35:58 GMT
Squadron Leader Adams: Then what's it all add up to? All their sacrifice?
Air Vice Marshal Davis: A successful operation.
Squadron Leader Adams: But they're probably all dead. All 633 Squadron!
Air Vice Marshal Davis: You can't kill a squadron.
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Post by Alpha607 on Jan 19, 2006 10:52:26 GMT
James T. Kirk: We come in peace - Shoot to kill!
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adam
Full Member
Cletus the slack jawed yokel !!!
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Post by adam on Jan 19, 2006 18:58:44 GMT
Vic Deakins: Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiatives, and I will. One thing you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea.
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Scott
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Better make it 11 hours...before Jerry has YOU for breakfast!
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Post by Scott on Jan 20, 2006 11:50:34 GMT
Cabinet MP: So your trusting in RADAR and praying to God. Is that right? Dowding: 'laughs  '- Im trusting in God and Praying for RADAR! |
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Post by wowposter on Nov 10, 2008 3:22:36 GMT
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'- Im trusting in God and Praying for RADAR!